My Best Friends Girl

My best friend likes this girl,

Shes all he talks about.

She takes him on a whirl,

They always go out.

They like going to punk rock shows,

And hangout at the park.

Deep down he knows

Hes trying to make his mark.

He tells me that its love,

How hes so sure

They fit like a glove.

And he cant get enough of her.

When will he come out and say

What hes really feeling,

And can she even play

These cards hes dealing?

He confides in me

Which is really cool,

But how can I make him see

Past all that drool.

Man, grow yourself some balls

And tell her whats up,

Or youll be at the malls

Drinking out of your Orange Julius cup.

Dont pass up the chance

Opportunity wont last,

There will be no romance

Itll all be in the past.

So take my friendly advice

Try and make her see.

Go ahead, roll those dice.

You won't regret it, believe me.